And now we dance!

Show Us Your Balls, Episode 2 Script

Characters:

• Vic Volley (tennis instructor)
• Love Lapointe (tennis student)
• Carlo Topspin (middle dude)
• Mitch Match (dude #1)
• Ball Murray (dude #2)

Scene 1
Our three heroes enter each carrying their prize.
Carlo: With the ball launcher.
Ball: With the beautiful woman.
Mitch: With the tennis instructor.

Carlo: “Wait! That’s not what I meant.”
Carlo quickly re-caps his plan to create the Beer Launcher.
Carlo: “We’ll revolutionize college drinking, forever!”
Carlo: “I’ll call it the Beer-Launcher 9-Thousand” Followed by a soft-focus on the ball launcher and “heavenly music”

Our other two heroes reluctantly give up their captives.
With a pang of regret our two heroes look longingly at their newly freed prizes and have a sparkly dream of what could have been.
Ball: Bye. (In soft focus, the beautiful women gives Ball a look that can only be described as repugnance.)
Mitch: Uh, Bye. (In soft focus, the tennis instructor gives Mitch a woulda-coulda you’re kinda cute smile)
As our three heroes turn to begin work on the Beer-Launcher 9-Thousand…

Scene 2

Just as out heroes are beginning their revolutionary work…
Music stops with a scratch off the record…
Enter three “Evil” versions of our heroes… all in black. (Maybe with goatee/eyepatch.. you know like the startrek alternate universe. Common here people)

They walk in with their own EVIL disco song theme.

Evil Carlo: (with Evil accent) Yes, this is an excellent place to test out my super new brilliant invetntion the Lager-Launcher 9-Thousand.
Evil Ball and Evil Mitch Laugh… Evily

Carlo, Ball and Mitch run up towards the new threat.
Carlo: “Hey, I was just about to invent that. You stole my idea!”
Evil Carlo: (Laughs) “You think you’re special pretty boy, huh? Let’s see vat you’ve got.”

Scene 3

And the six of them begin a tennis match.
Now, this was no ordinary tennis match. Words cannot describe what happens when a team of friends battle evil versions of themselves. Well they can’t.
However we can guess just how momentous and breathtaking this event was by the myriad of expressions on our two witnesses, the beautiful woman and the tennis instructor.

Scene 4

Exhausted and at an impasse our heroes and their evil counterparts, flop on the court.

Evil Carlo: “Apparently, you are as talented as you are stunningly attractive.”
Carlo: “Look, I was just jealous of your beer-launcher”
Evil Carlo: “Would you like to help us test it?”

The three heroes high-five.

Music: (80’s college movie party music ie: Rodney Dangerfield.)

Cut to a wide shot of the cast dancing under a shower of beer.

The beautiful woman is dancing between the two Balls.
The tennis instructor is sandwiched between the two Mitches.
And the two Carlos are laughing and enjoying themselves.

End with a tight shot on Carlo with a single tear in his eye.
Carlo: “It’s beautiful. And now we dance!”

Exit

(Sound of rockin 80's)