Play that Funky Upside Down Chair, White Boy

If you know me, you know I often feel sorry for people in Adult Diaper, Vagina Infection and STD ads etc.

E.g. Woman, earnestly and calmly (unlike the major bitch I would be in said situation): "It's hard to function when you have a severe vaginal infection."

(Oh sweet Jesus, that poor actor likely has people coming up to her and saying "Oh! How's your infection clearing up there?". Ah, the face of itch - that's no fun.)

But I also feel sad for people in commercials where they have to look like major douches. Hey, I would have done these commercials for the money. In fact, I've probably auditioned for a number of them, and obviously being a spaz is what I'm best at, but in some cases, it's hard to fake a crazed enthusiasm for Pot Roast, tampons, or Laser Music players.

That's right, Laser Music players. What - are you really going to try and tell me that you've never dreamed of strumming something that looks like an upside down chair?!

Check out the ad below.
I don't think I've ever felt more sorry for people in an ad before.

(Note: I also love how there's shadows of the people dancing to this stuff. As if the person who bought this product would actually have any friends. Let alone ones who dance.

& The titles are fantastic too. Like "Be a Hero". Yip, playing canned laser music sure gives you that edge over firefighters... )